Should men be wary of lipstick and mascara?

Lipstick and Mascara





Women seem, rightly so,


to always be complaining.


Complaining about you guess it,


us鈥檈m men!


And how we don鈥檛 do


this and that or that and this


and dress like slobs鈥?br>

etc., etc., etc.,


And being men we are,


gentlemanly always,


our replies are stated,


mouthed quietly, to offer no


offense.


But it鈥檚 hard for us鈥檈m men


to fathom those words from ruby lips


or get burned by mascaraed eyes


when we say the universal words


for endearment: Yes, Honey!


Now 鈥榯hem鈥?are words, inflections many,


that don鈥檛 seem to rhyme鈥?br>

rhyme with lipstick and mascara!


We wonder why?


Should men be wary of lipstick and mascara?
I have been massacred many times..lol.Should men be wary of lipstick and mascara?
Is that all it takes, to ruffle male feathers, and soften the honey's of


the world, truly I was always told, ';food is the way to win man's heart.';








neither, rhyme nor reason after all, your poem of words tickled a funny bone.



You have discovered the bargaining power of the orgasm.
Mascara and lipstick - magic weapons.
Rhyme as a metaphor! Excellent!





I feer you will never understand us. It is well known that ';Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus.';
lol. i love it. :)