How do i explain lipstick stains on the inside of my underwear to my untrusting wife?

Tell her that you went to the gym to work out and make yourself more attractive for her, but your underwear got switched with someone else's.





How can she get mad at that? You were working out for her.How do i explain lipstick stains on the inside of my underwear to my untrusting wife?
I would love to hear the explanation of this! LOLHow do i explain lipstick stains on the inside of my underwear to my untrusting wife?
If she hasnt seen it throw the underwear out and go buy new ones. Otherwise if she has seen them your screwed.
lol your screwed.
IT WASN'T ME !!!!!
tell her your taking up crossdressing
your on your own bro
Tell her you really admired that shade of her lipstick and you were trying it on, and accidentally dropped it and some got on your tighty whities.
you are a worthless piece of crap and i wouldnt trust you either!
Now we know why your wife doesn't trust you. LOL
really doesnt dignify a response 2pts
If you got kids blame it on them.
Tell her it's her lipstick.
tell her that her suspicions are correct. You are a horrible man
You are kidding right? You screwed up big time. It's no wonder she doesn't trust you. You guys should get into swinging then you wouldn't have to worry about the lipstick stains.
Come on really? The only way to explain it is the truth - you were with a cross-dressing prostitute getting serviced in the backseat of the car like Hugh Grant and Eddie Murphy were when they got caught!
truth?
Run her some bathe water, light some candles and play the song ';It wasn't me'; By Shaggy. That should work
You just show me that i will answer anything for 2 points.
Can we say dead meat....
Your wife does not trust you because she has a husband she cannot trust. Hello! She would probably be a very trusting person to someone who would appreciate her.Tell her the truth so she can move on.You should not be married.Remember your vows before God and family. Spare her a life of pain with you.
i think she has a reason to be untrusting, don't you? Come on buddy.........just give in!
You better tell her the truth or your dead.
You are scum.there is no explanation needed.Hopefully she loves you enough to reconcile
That's why she doesnt trust you dummy
unless it is her lipstick you don't try and explain it. and you wonder why she doesn't trust you??
Good luck with that one, try the truth, sometimes it sounds more like a lie than the actual lie
one of your lipsticks fell on it while i was getting dressed..








Yet, why do you have lipstick stains on your undies?
Wash your stankin butt!
as bill Clinton would say, deny, deny deny
Tell her you had to keep the lipstick there, because real men don't carry purses.