What is a fast way to get lipstick stain out of your shirt collar?

A female coworker accidentally touched my shirt with her lips, but my wife would never believe it! I need to go home in 2 hours... Please help!What is a fast way to get lipstick stain out of your shirt collar?
Rip that collar off and tatter the shirt. Tell her you got in a fight over some guy abusing a woman at the store.


Sure you lose the shirt and sure its a big lie but consider what happens if your wife sees that.


Ruin the shirt, promote world peace.............LOLWhat is a fast way to get lipstick stain out of your shirt collar?
Thanks, you don't stay married for 30+ years without some ability to solve sticky situations and come out ahead.





and, of course, a sense of humor. Report Abuse

that is horrendous. Good luck after your divorce. Report Abuse

i dont believe it too....
if it was an accident wtf are you afraid of? She won't believe it? that's her problem. All you can do is tell the truth.





If you WANT to hide it, you can use Tide pen, Isopropyl alcohol, or...if you're gonna get in trouble, may as well make it for something you acually did ;D
How did her lips ';accidentally'; stain the collars of your shirt?
Admit what you did and when your wife slaps the taste out of your mouth the blood will cover the lip stick stain Ta Da!!
Show it to your wife. She will have it (and you) out in a flash.
Keep your coworkers lips away from your shirt collar, that is the quickest way. If you have lipstick on your collar, I do not believe you it was an accident either. I have bumped into a lot of people in my life and just can not ever remember one time in all these years of having lipstick accidentally get on my collar. Not buying it bubba...
If your wife doesn't belive it was an accident, you have bigger issues than the lipstick stain.
I'll never come out. Cut the collar off your shirt. I'm sure you're wife will never notice. LOL
sounds like BS to me.
LOL! LOL! ROFLMAO! I can't pick a best answer, they're all too funny! Pack your bags buddy!
You need to get some tide on the go.


Good Luck
how does a female co-worker get that close? Anyway..Try going to the dry cleaners. Lipstick doesnt come out.
And what, exactly, what this ';innocent'; coworker doing so close to your face that she left lipstick on your collar?? Give me a break. Your claim is about as believable as Hitler saying he was only asking the Jews to come play jump rope. Sheesh.





Be a man, face up to the fact that you screwed up, and face the music. And if it gets you into a heap of trouble with your wife, maybe it'll teach you a lesson to keep your personal space at a respectable distance from others...especially of the opposite sex. Idiot.
try tide to go
Buy a new shirt. When they can't see, they can smell it!
Tide To Go pen gets a LOT of stuff out. Get one at Wal Mart or Target, and it should be dry by the time you get home.
Get a new shirt!!! Lol....
Your co-worker ';accidentally'; touched your shirt collar with her lips? LOL. She'd have had to be pretty ******** close to you to do that and even if it were true, which I doubt, I would still be pissed if I were your wife. Being that close means there was an embrace, plain and simple. The rules of personal space would definitely apply here if you were talking about just a co-worker. I seriously doubt one of your male co-workers would ever be that close as to get lipstick on your collar (if they wore it). Wow, dude, you are in trouble.
If the shirt is white use the Clorox pen. If this is a lie may your wife use the disappearing pen on you.
wash it with soap, any kind hand soap, or bleach but ve carefully with bleach








And you cheater
lol ..........youre in trouble and please stop the lying tell you girlfriend your spouse is really going to be upset and she cant leave behind any clues next time go to the mens bathroom and put a little handsoap on it scrub and then dry it underneath the hand dryer
and that happened...how?
p**** juice
Give it to Mrs. Prude, she will gladly clean it for you.
Take the short, rip holes in it. Go outside and rub dirt and grime all over it. Cut that portion off of the collar.





Park two blocks from home, then run the rest of the way. When you get home, explain that your car stalled and you were beaten by a gang of thugs. Fortunately you got away before they stole your wallet.





Thank God you got away.......
uh huh, that's convincing! lol.. dont know really.
Hopefully you bought it @ Walmart or something. Throw away the shirt and buy a new one. But make sure you pay cash so it will not show up on your statement.
tide to go, and then stop making out with office hos!!
Tide pen
Ask your stepdaughter!!!!!!!!!!!!1111