Whats the best way to explain lipstick stains on the inside of your underwear to your untrusting wife?

Please tell me you're joking. I'm having a beer, and I almost sprayed it out my nose when I saw your question cuz I laughed so hard. But if you're serious... how about? You were masturbating and you got some weird urge to put lipstick on your hand to simulate lips. Hey! Good one huh? But you're gonna have to know where the lipstick came from. Does your wife wear lipstick? Does your wife wear different colors? If so, maybe you can say its one of hers. If not, maybe you bought one at Walgreens and threw it away already.


Wow. From the mind of a ...........Whats the best way to explain lipstick stains on the inside of your underwear to your untrusting wife?
you shouldn't have to, it shouldn't be thereWhats the best way to explain lipstick stains on the inside of your underwear to your untrusting wife?
there is no explaination you can give that is going to make her trust you again, if they arent from her. lol.
How did they get there in the first place? There is no good way to explain it to her...especially if its not her lipstick!!
change your underwear before you go home or go home with no underwear.. HOW ABOUT THIS STOP CHEATING
get rid of the evidence or get divorced .
your SCREWED/
dont cheat you weirdo!
oh wait...you dirty, dirty guy!!! Haaaaaaaaa, Busted!!!
There is nothing to explain the lipstick did it for you!!! Or just tell her remember when????
HAHA!!! GOT CAUGHT!!! (sarcastic voice) can't believe she doesnt trust u
Divorce papers
Say it was from your boyfriend.
ha that might be the reason why she don't trust you now
Explain how you got them first. That should explain it pretty well. Or what do you want to hear?
Start wearing lipstick and tell her you've got a thing for sniffing. After all, if you were cheating, why would you have underwear anyway? OR - you could do your own laundry! WHAT an idiot!!!
its so sad that this will be your last question,cause when your wife sees that lipstick she is gonna kill your a**!!!! don't worry about trying to explain, practice running fast.
learn this song...YMCA, its fun to stay at the YMCA.
Tell her you were trying to steal her some new shades of lipstick from the Dept store and forgot it was in there so it melted lol j/k u r a very badddddd boy hehe
Tell her it's just a fetish, the reason the mortgage hasn't been paid is because you like to pay strange women to remove your clothes w. their lips. She will be so impressed w. your honesty (women say that's all they really want %26amp; communication) that she will laugh w. you about it afterwards.
Oh ha ha , I can't believe you even ask this question. How could you explain such a tell , tell sign?
You dropped a lipstick into the dryer when you were cleaning your chonies.
The best way is to TELL THE TRUTH ! :)
Enjoy living at the local Motel 6.............
haha gotcha
lmao!!! the inside of your underwear?? hahahahahahaha, sorry but that was funny, there would be no explanation, just start thinking that your marriage is over
Busted
Your in trouble buddy, but you can always say her lipstick got stuck in the wash and make sure it is missing first.
easy just get rid of them before you go home , then go in your bathroom and put a new pair on before she notices you dog
Tell her you and your buddies like to dress up like women and put on makeup.
there is only 1 way the stains got here so do this, if she has not seen them put them in a bag and put them in a dumpster.